Tag: humor
group name: jennasbestinfo
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November 05, 2006 11:00 PM EST --
Gather…Gather…Gather
It is so damn addictive
And downright seductive
So very delightful
And yet so spiteful
Once you have looked
You are hooked . . . more
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April 23, 2007 06:33 PM EDT --
If you missed the Jimmy Kimmel show last night,then here is what you missed...i am still laughing so hard that i scared my rivvie pup!.....
"Sanjaya has quite a weekend ahead of him. He's . . . more
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April 28, 2007 12:13 AM EDT --
Time for another installment of Godzilla vs....
You may recall the video short from years ago; Bambi Vs Godzilla.
The scene opened with pastoral music and the credits rolled; Bambi vs Godzilla. . . . more
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December 14, 2006 02:47 AM EST --
For The Man That Stole My Underwear Today
I was doing my laundry at the hotel I am staying at. I left and came back just in time to transfered my clothes from washer to dryer. When I entered the . . . more
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July 15, 2007 02:08 PM EDT --
WORDS OF WISDOM
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it ---- .
then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing . . . more
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August 12, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
(from email)
SUBJECT: Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house.
She saw her daughter-in . . . more
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November 21, 2006 07:07 PM EST --
There are two movie scenes that I remember as a child where although the films were Black and White, I saw color in my mind's eye.
First scene; A silent film in which Charlie Chaplain is walking . . . more
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November 03, 2006 11:58 PM EST --
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find . . . more
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August 01, 2007 02:47 PM EDT --
I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal!
Car upside down in the bay - see guy standing on it?
Call out the wrecker!
Coming back up...coming...coming
. . . more
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July 16, 2007 11:26 PM EDT --
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
1. Use the first letter of your first name . . . more
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August 11, 2007 08:32 AM EDT --
Today lets list songs that contain a persons name in the title or lyrics. It can be a woman's name, a man's name, a pets name; you name it! C):-)
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August 27, 2007 09:53 AM EDT --
In this game, you stick random things into a vending machine. The next person describes what you received and then places his or her own object in. An example would be:
I insert a free lunch
The . . . more
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November 22, 2006 11:02 PM EST --
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach . . . more
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January 29, 2007 11:50 AM EST --
“Mommy, what will be my legstasee?”
“You’re what, dear?”
“My legstacee. Grandma said we all had one and that you would be hers!”
For the life of me, . . . more
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June 16, 2007 09:14 AM EDT --
Manure: In the 16th & 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped . . . more
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April 18, 2008 07:53 AM EDT --
(from email) C):-)
Washington, DC -- March 17, 2008
Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of April 1, 2008. . . . more
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July 30, 2007 02:28 PM EDT --
(from email)
A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General
Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams
practiced long and hard . . . more
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June 24, 2007 02:23 PM EDT --
(from email)
Take a close look at the "unique" comouflage used on this helicopter! :)
. . . more
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October 26, 2007 10:07 AM EDT --
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
~ Laurence J. Peter
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April 18, 2008 02:17 PM EDT --
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing . . . more
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